“Why did you include my premarital apartment in the marriage contract?” the wife asked.

Olga Viktorovna, where are you going? The meeting starts in fifteen minutes,” the head teacher called after her. “Irina Pavlovna, I’m not feeling well,” Olga pressed her palm to her forehead. “A migraine is starting.” “Pick up all the materials from Marina Sergeyevna later. And don’t forget to fill out the attendance register.” The stairwell … Read more

— What do you mean, there’s no money? Tell Nadya to transfer it. I urgently need a new vacuum cleaner! — her mother-in-law demanded.

— Nadyusha, my dear daughter, can you hear me?” Regina Nikolaevna’s voice sounded both pitiful and demanding over the phone. “I urgently need a new vacuum cleaner. The old one has completely broken down, can you imagine? Sparks are flying from it. I’m afraid it’ll start a fire.” Nadya pressed the phone to her ear … Read more

“We are not sleeping on the floor. Take us to a hotel or give us your bedroom,” her husband’s aunt protested after showing up at their new apartment.

“So, does that mean there’s nowhere for us to sit? What a fine way to welcome relatives to the table!” Aunt Zhanna exclaimed indignantly. Vera got up from her seat and moved two chairs closer to the table, where place settings had already been laid out for her husband’s picky aunts. “Everything is ready. We’ve … Read more

— The anniversary is canceled! I’m not going to serve your relatives. Let your dear mommy run around herself!

Marina lowered the heavy grocery bags onto the floor and leaned her back against the cool hallway wall. Her temples were pounding, her legs aching as if she had just run a marathon instead of working a full shift in accounting and then spending another hour pushing through a stuffy supermarket. The bag handles had … Read more

Get out of here, you country bumpkins. Paupers like you have no place at my anniversary party in an elite restaurant,” my mother-in-law said, throwing my parents out the door.

— What kind of peasants have dragged themselves in here? — Valentina Sergeyevna swept her eyes over my parents as if she had found cockroaches in her plate of oysters. — Security! Remove these… people from the hall immediately. There is no place for such an audience at my anniversary celebration in the Metropol! My … Read more

“Take it off, it’s a mistake!” my husband turned pale when he saw me wearing the gift meant for his mistress

— Do you really think I’m going to believe in an “urgent meeting” on a Saturday evening, Vadim? Lena stood in the doorway with her arms crossed over her chest, watching her husband hurriedly stuff a phone charger and a spare shirt into his leather briefcase. “Lenusya, don’t start, okay?” Vadim did not even turn … Read more

“I was only expecting my son, not my daughter-in-law bringing her whole brood. I don’t have extra food for you,” the mother-in-law snapped at the unexpected guests — and here’s why.

“Where do you think you’re going?! Stay home and make some fresh salads. I’m going to my mother’s. I’ll wish her a Happy New Year and come right back,” Oleg told his wife. “Why are you going alone? The children are tired of sitting at home. We haven’t gone anywhere all holidays anyway. Come on, … Read more

Why should I leave the apartment? I bought it with my own money, Sveta declared to her mother-in-law.

Sveta opened the door with her own key and immediately understood: there was an enemy in the house… It smelled like cutlets. But not hers, her signature ones with garlic and bread soaked in milk. These smelled like some cafeteria-style patties—greasy, with far too much onion. And there was also the smell of cheap “Lavender” … Read more

— There will be thirty guests in our apartment for my mother’s anniversary! Clear out the fridge and your personal space! her husband declared.

Polina was scrolling through her mother-in-law’s Instagram and frowning more and more. First there was a new Louis Vuitton bag, then a photo from a restaurant with the caption “Enjoying life,” and the following week, a selfie in a new mink coat. Polina closed the app and started thinking. Anna Mikhailovna received a pension of … Read more

“My mother is moving in with us. This is not up for discussion,” my husband brazenly declared. I had to teach both of them a lesson.

There are women who cry at the moment of their deepest humiliation. Rita Sokolova never cried. She thought. That very quality saved her marriage—or rather, it did not save it, but changed it so much that even now her husband sometimes looks at her with caution, the way people look at an unfamiliar dog: it … Read more