Month: May 2016

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May 10, 2016 by admin

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Forget the birthday — Mom’s blood pressure is up and she’s feeling awful! her husband declared, not knowing that his wife was celebrating — but already in a new apartment, and without him.
— We decided to celebrate Auntie’s anniversary at your place this weekend. There’ll be twenty of us! — the relatives presented Olga with a fait accompli.
Who’s going to cook for Mom’s anniversary?” my husband protested. “You are, since you’re the one who suggested celebrating at our place,” I replied—and left for the movies.
— No, dear mother-in-law, I bought this elite three-room apartment before the wedding. So head straight for the door—and quickly!
“Who? My wife? She’s cheaper than any maid!” my husband laughed while talking to his secretary. He forgot that he worked at my company.