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May 10, 2016 by admin

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— No, dear mother-in-law, I bought this elite three-room apartment before the wedding. So head straight for the door—and quickly!
“Who? My wife? She’s cheaper than any maid!” my husband laughed while talking to his secretary. He forgot that he worked at my company.
— Clear out the room in the house. My parents will be living there now, — my husband presented me with a fait accompli.
“Just don’t scare her off! Tomorrow we’ll convince her to hand over the keys and put everything in our names!” the groom whispered in Lisa’s apartment.
The mother-in-law snapped, “Ridiculous,” and decided to finish me off with another phrase: “It would’ve been better if you hadn’t given anything at all.”