The bus driver kicked out an 80-year-old woman who hadn’t paid for her ticket. She replied with just a couple of words.

  Madam, you don’t have a ticket. Please get off the bus,” the driver snapped, looking at the frail woman in the old coat who was barely clinging to the handrail to keep from falling. The bus was nearly empty. Outside, wet snow was falling slowly, and gray twilight had enveloped the city. She said … Read more

“We need to split your apartment!” my husband declared. But first, they would appraise our assets—and he had no idea what that appraisal would lead to.

  Anya placed a large platter of roast chicken on the table. The skin was golden, and the air smelled of garlic and herbs. Svetlana Markovna, her mother-in-law, immediately gave an approving little snort. “Now that’s what I call a proper homemaker! The smell fills the whole apartment! Not like our Marina—hers is always either … Read more

Everything started three years ago, when Artyom brought his fiancée and his future mother-in-law to meet his parents. Tamara Viktorovna, Artyom’s mother, immediately understood: the girl was a good one.

  Everything began three years ago, when Artyom brought his fiancée and her mother to meet his parents. Tamara Viktorovna, Artyom’s mother, immediately understood: the girl was a good one. Katya was a student at the teacher-training college—modest, well-mannered, from a “decent family.” True, when it turned out that this “decent family” meant a single … Read more

Bringing his mistress to the corporate party, the husband announced the divorce, and the wife immediately moved to plan “A,” then plan “B” and “C.”

  “Be careful with your words,” Angela said, addressing her husband without taking her eyes off the glass of champagne she slowly turned in her hands. Denis smiled — finally, his wife was paying attention to him. All evening she seemed not to notice his presence, even though he was the reason for the celebration. … Read more

The mother-in-law sent her daughter-in-law to pick mushrooms in a deserted fir forest, but she did not return alone.

 “Zinaida Nikitishna, there probably aren’t any mushrooms left!” Tanya exclaimed with annoyance, spreading her hands. “If not, then not!” the mother-in-law persisted. “But maybe there’s still something left? Get ready, we’ll be quick!” Zinaida Nikitishna, as always, wasn’t going to listen to any objections. Tanya had just returned from the garden—her back hurt, her legs … Read more

When Natalya came home, she found her husband Nikita in a state of extreme anxiety. He was pacing the room nervously, dialing a number on his phone over and over again.

  When Natalya came home, she found her husband Nikita in a very worried state. He was nervously pacing from corner to corner, constantly dialing a number on his phone. “Hi, sweetheart,” Natalya said lightly, pretending not to notice how wound up he was. “What’s for dinner?” Nikita seemed not to hear her and kept … Read more

— It was you who invited them to Moscow, not me! So you can find them beds yourselves, I snapped, not even asking them to come in.

  Alyona woke up early, as always. Outside the window it was only just beginning to get light, but inside her the familiar bustle was already rising—she had to make breakfast, get her husband ready for work, and then deal with her own tasks. The three-room apartment in the center of Moscow demanded attention: dust … Read more

I’m ashamed to take you to the banquet,” my husband said. An hour later, the whole elite was staring at his “gray mouse

“I’m ashamed to take you to the banquet,” Denis didn’t even look up from his phone. “There will be people there. Normal people.” Nadezhda stood by the refrigerator with a carton of milk in her hand. Twelve years of marriage. Two kids. And now—ashamed. “I’ll wear the black dress. The one you bought me.” “It’s … Read more

-Where’s dinner? Why is the table empty?” the husband blurted out. “Right where your money is!” his wife snapped back.

So, what is it? What are you going to treat me to today, wife? Oh man, I’m starving! I could eat a whole bull right now!” Mikhail burst noisily into the apartment, back from work. He was sure his wife—who always came home earlier than he did—was already there, as usual, cooking in the kitchen … Read more